December 2009

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  CHRISTMAS EVE IN HELL FROZEN OVER

  12.21.09 | Permalink | 4 Comments

  “Get rid of this Buck!” “Where?” I yelled back. “I don’t care!” I glanced over the edge to make sure there was no one downstairs.  Then I just chucked the table over the side of the landing.  It smashed on the floor below, but there was so much noise I couldn’t hear the crash.  The [...]

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  DOCTOR WHO, PROSTITIUTES, AND WRECKING BILLIE PIPER SIDEWAYS

  12.19.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  Okay, so I haven’t written anything in almost two weeks.  I have a perfectly good explanation.  I have been watching Doctor Who.  Really.  That’s it.  That’s all I’ve got.  I found out that there was a new Doctor Who series available on Netflicks and it has been downhill since then.  And if you think that is [...]

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  PARANOIA, OR WHY THE BLACK HELICOPTERS ARE COMING FOR YOU

  12.09.09 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  I have been extremely busy today, so I do not have time for a longer post as usual.  However, a comment from David Konig on my EMS Guide to Anonymous Blogging has me bothered.  I worked at a private ambulance company some time ago as part of their management staff.  That company shall remain unnamed.  [...]

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  THE EMS GUIDE TO ANONYMOUS BLOGGING

  12.08.09 | Permalink | 6 Comments

  Tonight I made an appearance on the EMS Garage, and boy did I pick a big one.  (As of this writing, it is the not yet published episode 65.)  Dr. Wesley decided to throw down and take on all bloggers.  One of his main beefs seemed to be that he didn’t think that anonymous blogging [...]

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  MUTUAL EXCLUSIVITY

  12.07.09 | Permalink | 3 Comments

  People who are different interest me.  If someone moves in down the street, and their skin is a different color than mine, different smells come drifting out of their kitchen, and they have an accent that is hard to understand, I immediately go over and introduce myself. “Hey, what are you guys cooking?  This smells [...]

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  LOVE AND MARRIAGE

  12.05.09 | Permalink | 2 Comments

  This story was originally written for my restricted Facebook blog.  But why not share it with the rest of the world?  Its all about peace and love right?  Well, before you answer that, read on. Dispatch was talking to a woman who had crawled to a nearby house after a car wreck. The house was [...]

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  WORKERS’ COMP

  12.05.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  “My son, he’s real bad off.  He needs to go to the hospital.” The smell of urine had struck me in the face like a big wet towel when I walked in the trailer.  The floor was spongy beneath my feel.  The amount of useless Walmart consumer crap stacked up on every horizontal surface and [...]

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  CROWD CONTROL

  12.01.09 | Permalink | 5 Comments

  “The police are already on scene, and the patient is described as 10-30.” Dispatch was giving us run info while we were driving to the scene of a shooting. “I told you about this neighborhood, didn’t I?”  I didn’t usually work with this guy.  He was young, wiry, hyper, and covered in tattoos.  I admit [...]

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  JOB SECURITY

  12.01.09 | Permalink | Comment?

  “Hey Buck,” said Willy sitting behind me, “you may want to look, or maybe not.  I really feel like I should inform you though.” I looked up from my paperwork and peered through the bullet proof glass to see a cross-eyed man in his 60’s furiously masturbating.  I mean, he was going at it.  Which [...]

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I am a paramedic who works for an organ procurement organization in the wilds of Kentucky. I am also a husband and a father. Occasionally I fancy myself to be a writer, hence the blog. You are welcome to witness this train wreck but the experience can be disorienting. Don't go swimming for at least thirty minutes.