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DEFEND YOURSELF

08.03.11 | 8 Comments

A conversation about gun control came up today. I seem to be in the minority in Kentucky when I express my displeasure about gun ownership. I often get asked why I don’t approve of firearms. I have a standard answer that I like to give:

“I have been a paramedic for 16 years. I have lost count of how many shootings I have responded to. All of these calls were crimes or accidents. People blow their toes off while cleaning guns. People shoot family members by accident. People kill other people during crimes. Not once have I ever responded to a shooting where someone successfully defended their home from a ‘bad guy.’ Not once.

“To continue with this…I now work for an organ procurement agency. It is my job to sit in a little room where hospitals are required to inform me of deaths. I take dozens of these calls each night. And as you can imagine, I get plenty of shootings. Again…accidents, murders, suicides…but not once has the gun related death of a ‘bad guy’ been reported here while I was clocked in.

“But wait…I’m not done. I also spent years teaching paramedic classes. I always loved to pose this question to the class: ‘Have any of you at any time in your careers ever made a run on a ‘bad guy’ who had been shot by the good guy?’ For years, everyone had to admit that this had never happened. Finally, during the last class that I taught an EMT became very animated while telling me about a call he ran where an intruder was shot. Since this was the only time I had ever heard of this in my entire career I asked some questions. Apparently an intruder was trying to forcibly enter a man’s home. So the home owner opened the door and shot him. Let me repeat this…opened the door…and shot him. So I asked the student why he didn’t just leave the door locked and call the police. I have had to do that myself when I lived in a shady apartment complex in college. It worked for me. Why did he have to aggravate the situation by opening the door and blowing someone away?

I always end my argument like so:

“So during my career as a paramedic I have responded to dozens…maybe over 100 shootings and none of them were for the reasons that gun owners cling to. Over the past couple of years I have taken hundreds of death referrals from hospitals and the same holds true. Out of all the experienced EMTs I have asked about this, only one time has anyone reported shooting an intruder, and that just didn’t need to happen. So its either 100’s to 1 or 100’s to 0. Either way, the numbers are ridiculous. This also seems to support and reflect data from real studies that have been done. So why in the hell do we allow people to own these things?

I would like to ask you the same question. If you think it is cool to tote guns around, I would like to ask you the following:

1. How many shootings have you responded to in your career? (This one is obviously for EMS folks only.)
2. How many ‘bad guy shootings’ have you run in relation to ‘oops I’m a dumbass who blew my toe off shootings’?
3. If you are a gun owner, have you ever even come close to needing to use it to defend yourself? (Really needing it, not just threatening to shoot a guy because you’re having an argument about basketball.)
4. If you never have had to defend yourself, how much money have you spent stockpiling things you have never needed?
5. If you have spent hundreds or thousands of dollars preparing for an emergency that has not happened yet, how much money do you spend preparing for other unlikely emergencies? Do you have a $500 lightning rod on your house? Is your basement stocked with MREs just incase you are cut off from food? Do you keep a wreath of garlic on your door to ward off vampires?

And before you answer these questions or comment you should know one more thing about me. Personally, I am not a pacifist. And I am not squeamish. If someone was threatening my life or the lives of my family I would not hesitate to act. A chair, a baseball bat, my bare hands…I would be willing to take a life with just about anything lying around if the circumstances necessitated the event. But I’ve been living in the same world that you have for 40 years and have never needed to use a gun. When I think of how dangerous guns are to me, how many lives they take, how many people they injure, how much money they cost…I might as well keep a rod of plutonium around my house. I’ll never need it for anything, the kids can play with it while I’m not in the room, I can slowly get cancer from it, and I would have to take out a loan to get one.

Hey, that brings up a point…are you paying interest on a loan to finance a gun you don’t need? Thanks! You’re helping our economy grow big and strong!

Here are my real views on gun control:

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